Pratchett quote of the day:

War pulled a large paper-wrapped package out of his saddlebag.

‘We’ve got…let’s see now…Egg and Cress, Chicken Tikka, and Mature Cheese with Crunchy Pickle, I think.’

THEY DO SUCH MARVELLOUS THINGS WITH SANDWICHES THESE DAYS.

‘Oh…and Bacon Surprise.’

REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?

‘I don’t know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig.’

(Source: Interesting Times)

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