Pratchett quote of the day:
War pulled a large paper-wrapped package out of his saddlebag.
‘We’ve got…let’s see now…Egg and Cress, Chicken Tikka, and Mature Cheese with Crunchy Pickle, I think.’
THEY DO SUCH MARVELLOUS THINGS WITH SANDWICHES THESE DAYS.
‘Oh…and Bacon Surprise.’
REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
‘I don’t know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig.’
(Source: Interesting Times)